Engvall, Bill - "Dorkfish"

Engvall, Bill - Dorkfish
1998, Warner Bros.

1. Factory Outlet Malls
2. Flying
3. Smokers
4. Weather and News
5. Bungee Jumping and Parachuting
6. My Daughter's Growing Up
7. T-Ball and Indian Guides
8. Minivan
9. Discovery Channel
10. Dorkfish
11. Whale Watching
12. Broke Food
13. More Here's Your Sign
14. Bronco Busting
15. Deer Hunting
16. I'm a Cowboy
17. Here's Your Sign Christmas

Whereas Here's Your Sign had a lot of great laugh-out-loud jokes this one is more focused on amusing stories. I don't usually laugh as much at this one but I do love listening to his crazy stories. There's also a little bit of "Here's Your Sign" in there too. Not much else to say on this one.

Useless Fact: Both Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall have bits about taking their wives hunting. I have no idea why you would do such a thing.

Engvall, Bill - "Here's Your Sign"

Engvall, Bill - Here's Your Sign

1996, Warner Bros.

1. Introduction

2. I Love Golf

3. Going to the Fair

4. We've Got a Full House

5. Here's Your Sign

6. Nobody Disciplines Their Kids Anymore

7. Things Have Changed

8. Caught Big Time

9. I.G. Joe

10. Baby Barf and the Turkey Hunt

11. Tell Me What I'm Thinking

12. Love Magic

I hate stupid people. Almost as much, if not more, than Bill Engvall. So this CD is pretty much a classic for me. I work at an auto parts store so I have plenty of great stories about people who should be required to wear signs. Like people who come into the store and don't know what kind of car they drive. Or husbands that send their wives to pick up something except they haven't given anything but the vaguest clues about what they need. Or the people who say they need a headlight but can't, for the life of them, decide whether they need a high beam or low beam. Or the people who don't actually know what the name of the part they want which leads to descriptions like "I need the thing by that other thing near the front with the top on it... do you have that?" Ugh, I could go on all day. If these people wore signs that would help me out immensely.

Now what was I... OH right, Bill Engvall. This disc is hilarious. I still laugh at the state fair bits.

Useless Fact: I remember seeing Bill on VH1 and some other random comedy shows WAY before he got famous. He was always really funny.