The Fresh Beat Band - "Music From the Hit TV Show"

The Fresh Beat Band - Music From the Hit TV Show
2012, Sony

1. Fresh Beat Band Theme Song
2. Here We Go
3. A Friend Like You
4. Just Like a Rock Star
5. Reach For the Sky
6. I Can Do Anything
7. Bananas
8. Music (Keeps Me Movin')
9. Good Times
10. Loco Legs
11. Get Up and Go Go
12. Another Perfect Day
13. Shine
14. Stomp the House
15. Surprise Yourself
16. We're Unstoppable
17. Friends Give Friends a Hand
18. Freeze Dance
19. Great Day
20. Sun Beautiful Sun

I suppose I should be thankful that my daughter's favorite show is not Barney or the Wiggles. It's Fresh Beat Band. They are notable for having songs that don't make me want to vomit and two hot women in the band. In other words - it's tolerable. However, mark my words theses are not so much songs as they are the auditory equivalent to those bugs in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn. You know, the ones that go in your ear, burrowing deep into your brain, growing and growing until you shoot yourself with a phaser or Kirk comes to rescue you. Except he doesn't. No, these songs challenge all the other songs in your head and mercilessly slaughter them one by one, Mortal Kombat style, until only "Bananas" remains. Or "Good Times." It really depends on the day. We are actually thinking about dropping a considerable sum on VIP tickets when the band comes to Augusta, GA. That's how insidious this album really is. For the amount of money they're asking for VIP tickets, I should be able to touch Marina's boobs.

Useless Fact: We prefer Old Reed at our house. The new guy is not as cool. So much so that we refer to him as Reed's cousin Sneed. Also, it's pretty clear to me that while Original Recipe Marina was a better singer, New Marina is a better dancer and drummer. Both hot though.